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Adult sms
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Zindgi me humesha 1 baat yaad rakho...
Kabi kisi k Dil se mat khelo,
kyu ki DiL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai, to boobs se khelo, ye 2 hoti hai.
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Sexy names of
actresses:
1- urmila maacho%kar
2- mamta kukarmi
3- padmini kholapudi
4- mahima chodri
5- karina ka-boor
6- mallika chodawat
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Kya tum chhote bade ho sakte ho.?
Muh se pani aur malai nikal sakte ho.?
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Nahi na...
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Dost, sirf shakal Lu#d jaisi hone se kuch nahi hota
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Ladki aur SMS me kya similarity hai?
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Jab tak uper se niche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata.
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Tiger 1411 hain India me.
Lekin ladke aur ladki ka ratio...1000:824 hai
Please save girls.
Tiger bacha k kya unki ga#d maroge..
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Chu%ai k 2 imp rules-
Pehli baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise dusri baar kabhi milegi hi nahi
Dusri baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise pehle kabhi cho%a hi nahi.
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Jab koi wife pregnant ho to uski sari saheliya us ke pet pe hath pher ke kehti hai "congratulations", Par koi husband k popat pakad kar ye nahi kehti "welldone"
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Har aurat sx k time alag-alag baat karti hai,
Naokrani- jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi,
Padosan- dhire karo awaz bahar na jaye,
Prmika- thoda aur karom
Biwi- pankha kitna ganda ho gaya hai.
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Zindgi ki race me 1st aane k liye
Humesha ye soch k bhago
Ki
Peeche lu#d hai,
agar ruke to ga#d me ghus jayega..
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Que:- what is confidence?
ans- once 10 boys decide to purpose a girl,
9 boys came with rose and 1 with CONDOM..!
That's the confidence.
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Log apne kapdo ke style pe na jane kitne paise barbaad kar dete he. Par shayad wo bhul jate he ke jindagi k sab se hasin pal bina kapdo k guzaare jate hai.!
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